View Full Version : Some fun (Worth the read)

12th June 2005, 11:37 PM
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
Martinis a day

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks An occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... don't look at the answers.

(Answers below...)

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

26th June 2005, 11:59 AM
why am i not shocked or surprised at the answers....?

19th August 2005, 12:32 PM

19th August 2005, 09:18 PM
That just reinforces the respect that pollies get! (from us)
BTW, did I mention that Adolf was my hero :eek:
That Adolf, what a ****er!
See where all that do-gooder attitude got 'im!